Este Haim Knows Everything: The Tell-All Clock Is Already Ticking
Este Haim — bassist, HAIM, and apparently the most dangerous woman at any ceremony she attends — has let it slip that a future tell-all is coming.
There is a particular kind of power in being the bridesmaid who keeps notes. Este Haim — bassist, HAIM, and apparently the most dangerous woman at any ceremony she attends — has let it slip that a future tell-all is coming. Not a vague promise. A tease with eye contact. The kind that means she has already written the first paragraph in her head and is waiting for the right moment to detonate it.
What she knows, she isn't saying. What she implies, she is saying very loudly. And the internet, predictably, has lost its composure entirely.
Meanwhile, the celebrity orbit around that whole event continues to expand in ways nobody quite planned. Shania Twain was invited — invited, confirmed, not a rumour — and couldn't make it because she had already committed to opening for Harry Styles. Which is either the most elegant scheduling conflict in living memory or the universe's way of reminding everyone that even A-list guest lists have A-list competition. Shania said it publicly, warmly, with zero apparent regret. Harry Styles probably has no idea he is now a footnote in someone else's story and will not lose sleep over it.
Elsewhere in the celebrity industrial complex, the fashion conversation has taken a turn that feels deliberately provocative. Matières Fécales — yes, that is the name, yes, it is French, yes, it is exactly what you think it means — has somehow become the label that Zendaya, Demi Moore, and Lady Gaga are all reaching for. The brand name reads like a dare. The pieces read like architecture. This is what happens when a designer understands that the most powerful thing a label can do is make the buyer feel like they are in on something the room hasn't caught yet. Zendaya in particular has the instincts for this — she has been arriving before the conversation for three years straight, and her stylist Law Roach's fingerprints are all over every single choice.
And then there is Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton — a timeline that ELLE has now formally documented, which means it has graduated from whisper to record. The origin story, apparently, is friendship. Long, established, pre-romance friendship. Which is either true or the most elegantly constructed narrative in recent memory. With Kim, both things can be simultaneously accurate.
Este Haim is still out there. Sitting on information. Smiling about it.
That's the one to watch.
