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Ftira Has a Lesson: Waste Nothing, Ever

There is a woman in Sliema — I will not give her name because she would hate me for it — who makes timpana on Saturdays.

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There is a woman in Sliema — I will not give her name because she would hate me for it — who makes timpana on Saturdays. She has made it every Saturday for thirty-one years. The pasta is always slightly overcooked, the way her mother made it, because her mother believed that soft pasta held the egg better. The casing is shortcrust, brushed with egg wash until it shines like lacquered wood. She makes enough for twelve people and there are, at any given Saturday, between four and fourteen people in that kitchen, and the number has never once determined the quantity she makes.

I grew up eating at tables like hers. I have also eaten at tables where a single langoustine tail costs what that woman spends on a week of groceries. And the honest truth — the one I have spent twenty years trying to articulate precisely — is that the moral weight of the two experiences is not so different. What matters at both tables is whether someone decided that you were worth feeding. Whether the act of cooking was, at its core, an act of love expressed through refusal to waste.

I have been thinking about this because Malta's seabed is cleaner than it was a fortnight ago. Divers from two clubs, working with the Malta Airport Foundation, pulled tonnes of rubbish from the waters around this island through the summer — abandoned nets, plastic, the accumulated carelessness of decades. It is not a gastronomy story. Except that it entirely is. The fish that will be caught in cleaner water. The sea urchins and octopus and the lampuki that run through these straits in September, silver and fast, chased by the dgħajsa tal-pass fishermen who have been reading this water for generations. When you clear the seabed, you are not just cleaning — you are deciding that what lives below it has value. That nothing should be dismissed as waste.

Fallow in London — where Jack Crave and Will Murray have built something that deserves more than the column inches it receives — would understand this instinctively. Their entire philosophy is built on the premise that a cod's head, a corn cob, a chicken skin is not a leftover but a proposition. What can we make of this? What does it become if we look at it correctly? It is the question every serious chef asks at the pass at two in the morning, and it is the question that the divers working Malta's waters were answering with their hands and their lungs.

The Arab traders who passed through Malta in the ninth century brought with them a way of thinking about spice that changed Mediterranean cooking permanently — cumin, coriander, saffron worked into dishes that the Normans then inherited and modified, who passed them to the Knights of St John, who carried them into a siege cuisine of extraordinary ingenuity. Nothing was wasted in the Great Siege of 1565. You do not waste food when the Ottomans have been trying to starve you for four months. You make galletti from the last of the flour. You stew the rabbit slowly because slow cooking extracts every gram of nutrition from an animal that was already lean. You make hobż biż-żejt not because it is elegant but because bread, tomato, and olive oil fed people through every occupation this island has survived.

This is not nostalgia. It is culinary record-keeping of the most precise kind.

What the divers cleared from the seabed matters to me because the Mediterranean is both the source and the subject of Maltese cooking. The aljotta — that fish broth with tomato and rice and the particular sweetness of garlic that has sweated slowly in olive oil — only makes sense if the fish that goes into it has been caught in clean water, by someone who knows that the sea is not infinite. The freganelle of grey mullet that you find at the better village restaurants in Gozo. The stuffed squid, braised until it gives. The bottarga from tuna that the Maltese were pressing and drying long before it became fashionable in Nordic tasting menus.

None of it exists without the water. None of it survives carelessness.

I think about the woman in Sliema with her Saturday timpana. I think about Jack and Will in their kitchen on St James's Street, extracting stock from bones that another kitchen would have binned. I think about the divers pulling nets from the dark water below Marsaxlokk. They are all doing the same thing. They are

Editor's Note
Thirty-one years of that Saturday ritual and I'll bet she has never once been asked what *she* wanted for lunch.
Alexandre Noir
Alexandre Noir
Gastronomy & Culture Editor
Alexandre Noir's mother was Maltese, his father was from Lyon. He grew up between two kitchens and has never fully left either. He has eaten at over 400 Michelin-starred restaurants, lost someone he loved in circumstances he doesn't discuss, and decided afterwards that food was the only honest language left. He writes about kitchens the way survivors write about the sea.
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Ilhan Irem Yuce
Edited by Ilhan Irem Yuce · Chief Editor, News Beast